Thank You, Doctor

Dear my Pill,

Thank you for helping solve the horrible apathy, delusions and impulsiveness I would get right before my period. Also thank you to my doctor who thought to put me on a contraceptive pill after so many antidepressants made things much worse. You da best. (fyi worth reiterating that all bodies react differently to the Pill and antidepressants – this was just my experience)

Ash, Australia

More Effort into the Boobs

Dear my pill,

While I am grateful for you allowing me to go through puberty since my body didn't seem to want to co-operate, I can't help but think you could have put a little bit more effort into the boobs. Do you think you could work on that?

Lots of love,
Daisy

Daisy, UK

Staying Alive

Dear my mini pill,

Thank you for meaning my periods have become few and far between. Thank you for reversing the issues caused by my antidepressants. How ironic that the medication I need to stay alive leaves me incapacitated for a few days a month, but you've helped reverse that.

You may leave me spotting and get very angry if I skip you once, or mess with your schedule.

I may leave you soon for a slightly easier method I don't have to remember, but you've done your job well.

Thanks my g,

Levs

Lucy, UK