There is Such a Thing as Too Big

Dear cervix,

Thank you for shielding my uterus from foreign invaders, but I really wish you weren’t in the way during sex. I can be sooo damn close to an orgasm, but a slightly wrong angle and you literally bring tears to my face, it hurts so damn bad. I can’t even remember how many times we had to stop in the middle of things, disappointed, but it hurt too much to carry on. I just wish you were a bit more accepting towards my partner, it would help a lot.

PS: To whomever said size doesn’t matter, it does. And there is such a thing as too big.

Anonymous, Slovenia