Kindly Fuck Off

Dear my period

I’m breaking up with you, I’m planning to get rid of you as soon as I can after lockdown. You have put me through hell and I’m not taking it anymore. I’ve dealt with you every month (why were you so regular all the time? Just let me miss one every now and then!) since I was 9. I’ve dealt with you for 10 years. So this is goodbye, I know I’ll probably see you again when I’m a bit older but for right now and the next few years, kindly fuck off.

Rory, UK