No Need to Get Even Smaller, Boobs

Dear boob reduction and boobs,

I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since I’ve made the decision to get you done, actually get approved by health insurance and get surgery! I will never for once regret the day I’ve made that decision, but you can totally stop shrinking now. No need to get even smaller, thank you. Let’s celebrate by stopping to grow and getting a tattoo!

Josien, The Netherlands