Bloody Cervix

Dear Cervix,

Why do you need to be so difficult?!

I want nothing more than to do away with pads; the monthly expense, the leaking and the crinkly packets in toilet cubicles.

But no, I can't have my life be changed by using a menstrual cup, because you, my cervix, isn't set back far enough.

You're too close to allow a menstrual cup, ANY menstrual cup, to fit inside me.

So cheers for being such a bloody nuisance, pun INTENDED!

Sincerely
Rachel

Rachel, UK