Stay Sticky
Dear patch,
Thank you for being my primary form of birth control over the years. I'm sorry that some doctors have tried to get rid of you over the years. They mean well, but they don't know the full story of why we were introduced together. I have quite a few other health issues to worry about and lots of meds to take for them. You, however, cause me the least amount of stress. 3 weeks on and 1 week off made me an expert in my own period and I never really kept track of it before. Thank you for keeping me in charge of my own body. Our time together might come to a close in the next couple of years, as family planning is in the works. Thanks for always being there for me. Stay 'sticky' my friend.
Anonymous