The Christmas Nightshift

Dear IUD the 1st,

Its been four years but I still haven't forgiven you for falling out during a Christmas nightshift which lead to me having to have a last minute gyno appointment. Nothing will beat the cringe I felt lying with my legs up, listening to East 17 on the radio, in my work uniform. Thankfully my current one has been no where near as badly behaved and we are very happy together!!

Hannah, UK